Sunday, December 16, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

BOEMERANG!!!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Annoying Fat Guy of the Week



phuck off!!!

Painless Diets

We all know what to do to lose weight: eat less. It’s so simple that many of us refuse to believe it. We need something more complicated, some sort of scientific scheme or strategy to melt the fat away. Or maybe we just need an ordered regimen that helps us keep tabs on what we eat.

The following diets are fairly straightforward, easy to use and don’t require any dubious miracle drugs, fasts or cult memberships. Even better, they don’t ask you to completely give up your favorites, like sweets, breads, fried chicken or bacon. Well, maybe bacon. But as diets go, these are fairly painless. Give them a chance; they might be just what you’re looking for. But remember: Any diet plan is a short-term solution. If you want to lose weight and keep it off, you’ll need to change your eating habits for good and exercise regularly.

The Volumetrics Eating Plan

This diet is all about good substitutions. Craving a candy bar? Reach for a banana instead. Replace those chips and dip with some raw veggies and low-fat dressing. According to Dr. Barbara Rolls, the author of the plan, the great thing about these substitutions is that they make you feel full without packing on the pounds. You can eat more of them without getting pudgy. It’s so ridiculously logical that it’ll probably work.

You get to eat: More. That’s right: You get to eat more. But you’ll have to replace high-fat, high-calorie foods like butter, mayo, cheese, and pudding with low-calorie, high-volume stuff like fruits and vegetables. Not that tough, right?

The Rainbow Diet

Colorful foods are good for you. That is, naturally colorful foods; a few pounds of Skittles will not do your body good. The Rainbow Diet is based on this simple inference, gleaned from a few million years of eating. Those who eat a “rainbow” of foods typically lead healthier lives. Richly colored fruits and veggies are chock-full of vitamins and nutrients that help you build and sustain a healthy body. The authors of the Rainbow Diet have gone to the trouble of finding out which colors correspond to which nutrients. The bottom line: Stay healthy and slim by eating a variety of brightly colored raw fruits and vegetables on a regular basis. Don’t eat too much overall and watch your fat intake.

You get to eat: Whole-grain breads, cheeses, dips -- you name it. Just cut back on high-calorie, high-fat foods and be sure you get a good dose of colorful fruits and veggies every day.

The DASH Diet

The DASH diet was developed to combat high blood pressure, but it can make anyone healthy and trim. This eating plan avoids salty and high-fat foods, and pretty much anything that’s bad for you. It asks you to increase your fruit and vegetable intake, and get a little exercise. It’s not the simplest plan -- there are meal planners and charts for counting calories -- but it’s very effective.

You get to eat: Plenty of fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Stop whining; they’re good for you. Of course, you’ll also get to eat the occasional slice of chocolate cake or bowl of ice cream. Just not every night.

The G.I. Diet

No, it’s not what GIs eat during basic training; G.I. stands for “Glycemic Index.” It’s based around the idea that different foods take different amounts of time to break down into glucose (or sugar), after you eat them. High G.I. foods act like a boost of alcohol fuel in a dragster: They burn up quickly and leave your tank empty. Conversely, low G.I. foods burn slowly and give you high mileage. If you eat them, you won’t need to fill up as often.

The diet was created by Dr. David Jenkins, a professor of nutrition at the University of Toronto. According to him, high G.I. foods include breads and other refined foods. Low G.I. foods include fruits, vegetables, nuts, legumes, whole grains, and lean meats. In short, the G.I. Diet is based on what nutritionists have been saying for years: Eat more fruits and vegetables, and cut back on breads and fat.

You get to eat: The G.I. Diet drastically cuts back your intake of processed foods like cookies, white bread, sugary cereal, and most other tasty miracles of modern food science. You can, however, splurge every so often and have a piece of all-natural sweet French bread with some butter. The G.I. Diet is pretty strict when it comes to traditional “goodies,” but it does leave you feeling full and satiated, so you won’t crave Ben & Jerry’s, Oreos or American cheese.

simple weight-loss solutions

These diets are probably the best out there. They’ll help you lose weight, stay healthy and achieve optimal nutrition. But again, they are only temporary fixes. Unless, that is, you stay on them forever. A lifelong diet that is high in fruits and veggies, and low in fatty meats, fats and refined breads will keep the pounds off almost indefinitely. Use these diets to knock the pounds off, but also use them as a guide to overall healthier eating.

BAD EATING HABITS!

1. Drinking alcohol on an empty stomach

A bottle of Anchor Steam harbors about 150 calories. Even a watery bottle of Bud Light contains 110 calories. Just a few drinks can account for a quarter of your recommended daily calorie intake. Beer -- and alcohol in general -- is packed with calories, and if you consume it on an empty stomach it will go straight into your blood stream and get stored as fat. Added to that, it will make you overeat by increasing your insulin levels, which causes the levels to plummet even lower, making you crave food you probably don’t need.

How? Your body sees alcohol as a poison and tries to clear it from your body as quickly as possible, interrupting your normal glucose production. Low blood glucose makes you hungry, which makes you eat more. Have a few drinks on an empty stomach and you’ll be gobbling up everything in sight in an attempt to get your glucose levels up. But it won’t work until the alcohol is out of your system.

Bad eating habit solution: Eat before you drink.

Have a bite to eat before you take a sip of beer or booze. Food in your stomach will keep alcohol from being absorbed too quickly. If you don’t have time to eat anything, drink a glass of milk. The protein in it may slow the absorption of booze by as much as three times. That means your glucose production won’t be affected as much and you won’t get as hungry. You’ll eat and probably drink less, and, therefore, consume fewer calories.

2. Eating a heavy meal before bed

A nice big meal -- or even a satisfying snack -- will put you right to sleep. It’ll also go straight to your gut. While proof that eating before bed directly causes weight gain is debatable, if you eat a large meal that is high in carbohydrates before your body goes to rest, chances are that your body will not burn them all for fuel. Also, unless you haven’t met your daily caloric requirements, eating a large meal before bed can add unnecessary calories to your diet. When you sleep, your body goes into “repair and store” mode, so if you are not active enough throughout the day, your body may turn the food into fat.

Bad eating habit solution: Eat veggies and lean protein before bed.

Late-night hunger could be your body’s way of telling you that you are tired and you need sleep -- not food. Make sure you eat enough veggies and lean proteins during dinner. High-fiber veggies and lean proteins will make you feel full and they’re low in calories. Pack them in and you’ll feel full for hours.

If you didn’t stuff yourself with veggies at supper, and you didn't consume your daily caloric allowance, go ahead and have a snack that is high in protein, as this macro nutrient helps your body repair itself. Choose lean proteins, such as chicken breast or cottage cheese, as they have far fewer calories than fatty meats and cheeses. Lean proteins and vegetables are less likely to be stored as fat because your body will use the nutrients in them to nourish itself.

3. Drinking fruit juice

When you were a kid, mom was always telling you to drink your juice. It’s good for you, right? True, pure fruit juice has lots of vitamins, but it also has a lot of sugar, usually more sugar than the fruit it came from. And sugar energy, when it’s not used immediately in the body, is stored as fat. Drink a few glasses of fruit juice and you’ll accrue calories like a snowball collects snow when it rolls down hill.

Bad eating habit solution: Eat the whole fruit.

Eat the whole fruit instead. Fruit is filling and has less sugar than fruit juice. Plus, it contains more vitamins and nutrients than pure juice. It also contains fiber that will fill you up and cause the sugar to slowly enter your blood stream, which means that your body will be less likely to store it as fat. The next time you’re craving a glass of Tropicana, grab an orange instead.

4. Compulsive snacking

You compulsively snack on chips, wasabi rice crackers and Cheetos while you work. The habit might help you burn through projects, but it also helps your body store fat. Plus, most snacks are super salty and won’t help your hypertension. Any way you look at it, snacking all day long is bad for you.

Bad eating habit solution: Manage your snacking.

Don’t bring the whole bag to your desk. Instead, take a small amount of your snack and put the rest away. Or, simply buy single-sized bags so you don’t consume a big bag by eating mindlessly. Another tip is to keep track of your snacking. Every time you reach for the bag, mark it down or make a strong, mental note of it. This will help you realize exactly how much you eat during the day. It can be sobering and may provide the motivation you need to drastically cut back on snacks. It may also help to break your three big meals into five smaller ones, which will keep your metabolism revved and will help you feel full throughout the day and could help you kick snacking altogether.

time to break free
Bad habits are hard to break, especially when they involve food. A few simple substitutions, however, can turn your bad habits into good ones. Over time, your diet will become lighter, healthier, more nutritious, and you'll feel and look your best. So kick those habits; it’ll be good for you.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Ghost Boxing

here is one quick and easy way to get you out of a fight!


Ghost Fighting - Funny video clips are a click away

K.O. Dance Boxing

oooohhhh boy!


K.O. Dance - More free videos are here

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Drinktizen Kane

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Usually...

Isnt there supposed to be a code that to be able to sell your products in the market, the market needs to understand what you are selling so that they would know what they are buying?? right?? well, it looks like the people who made this products were sleeping while this was being discussed in class...



what da???

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Dragonball Z Character Look-a-like of the Week



left: Majin Buu
right: Mag GinBu

Monday, October 1, 2007

Chua's first REAL drunkenessisitation...

one long neck emperador brandy, one long neck grand matador brandy, spaghetti meatballs, onion less shawarmas and a heck of a lot of chocolates later... heeeeeere's PATOMAN!!!


pure marketing...



probably one of the best marketing strategies for a chocolate candy company!!!

Dexter is one lucky guy...

i was backing up my files in my computer when i "stumbled upon" old photos of me, my bro and our friends in a toy convention... and i must say, Dexter is one hell of a lucky guy...

oh boyyyy....



wowwww....



dang!!!



dex....dex???

Prank Calls C-Span Compilation



this guy is a fucking genius!!! wohoo!!!

Door Handle

Japanese Prank Compilation

Isa Pang Wow Mali!!!



napakakulit nito!!! hahaha!

Wow Mali!


wahaha!!!

Long Lost Brother of the Week!!!


in the left corner weighing in at 235 lbs., standing at 6'11"... from Croatia...
Toni Kukoc!!!










in the right corner weighing in at 190lbs., standing at 6' 2½"... from Australia...
Hugh Jackman!!!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

NBA Live '08<---VERZUZ---> NBA 2K8


















(this review is based on playing the downloadable demo)
Before i go with this review lemme first say that gilbert arenas is my idol. he is one of the best players to every play this league. second of all, fuck ea sports for making the crappiest nba game ever... so as you can see, this review is gonna be biased... and yes... thats how i roll... ya heard?!

lemme break it down for y'all:

NBA LIVE '08

Pros
- new shoes
- facial expression is off the heezy
- new shoes (did i repeat that? yup! para tatlo...)
Cons
- same player movement
- same crappy gameplay (which is nowhere near realistic)
- player looks havent changed for over 6 years(payatot na may muscle)
- announcers havent been replaced for over 34 years!

conclusion:

EA Sports must really think that gamers today are dumber than ever... why make an NBA game out of what they want? why boast realism in facial expression when you cant even put one signature move in it??? we're playing NBA here, not the Sims!!! since they're all happy with what they did, they should have released it privately!!!

retail price: $59.99
real price: $19.99

*nba'08 made a better nba game than you guys did!

NBA 2K8

Pros
- new moves
- better player details
- faster gameplay
- more realistic than ever
- the crowd moves and reacts perfectly

Cons
- some losers actually think LIVA'08 is better (coz their dicks are small)

conclusion:
2k8 franchise will blow EA out of the contest! this is the reason why im still ecstatic about getting a ps3...even if most of the games suck ass... it makes me wanna be a better person like long mejia...

retail price: $59.99
real price: $59.99 (worth every cent)

Magicians...didn't need magic!




This is probably one of the funniest british films i've ever seen!!! It stars comic duo Robert Webb and David Mitchell as stage magicians Karl and Harry. The two magicians compete together in a magic competition, despite their personal differences and their problems that they had to deal with from the past. I don't know if its just me but i really love british comedy. it's very witty and TOTALLY UNEXPECTED. just like the courts decision on erap's case... i give a five thumbs up for this movie!!! two from the hands, two from my feet and one from dexters ass...

DEXTER



Move over Batman! here comes Dexter!!!
Dexter is a tv series created by Showtime starring Michael C. Hall as serial killer Dexter Morgan, who works as a forensics analyst specializing in bloodstain pattern analysis for the Miami-Dade Police Department. The series is based on the novel Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay.
I am weirdly hooked! Maybe because i see myself in his shoes (of course, without the stuff he does at night...) Its like im watching myself move and speak. And Bea not letting me watch it by myself is actually not helping this addiction!!!:)

Evan Not So Almighty...


to be honest... i liked it... it was light, stupid and (by the start of the 2nd half of the movie) it became serious. i was laughing half the time, especially with the aquarium scene. it was hilarious! maybe theres just something about animals that tickle my buck cheets. but for a whopping $175 Million, it wasn't good enough.
i actually saw where the money went and i was really impressed! the special effects were top notch and steve's acting was enjoyable. but unfortunately, the almighty franchise is still jim carrey's. the only thing that bummed me out is that they reconstructed steve carrells character and turned it into a real person with a family and a job. i just wished they retained the evil steve character so they could easily work their way into how the story would unfold... and i bet it's gonna be funnier when they go with it...

Delorean Cars to be Built again???



WOW! you have got to be kidding me?! they're bringing it back?!?!? astig! shutup! READ MORE HOMEBOY

i definitely have gotta git me one ov these mofoS!!!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Secret

Time First!

Masterfish

Official Trip to Thailand Entry

Bud Wasap Spoof!

K-K-B

Samusaki Full Trailer

5 MB

G-RAP Freestyle

Happy Birth...DALE!!!

Friday, September 28, 2007

FS: PowerBook 12" 867 MHz 640 MB

Hi Everybody!

12" PowerBook G4 867MHz / 40gb HD / 640mb RAM / firewire / bluetooth

The unit is in very good condition except for some minor scratches. Was only used for typing and presentations. Battery life is excellent. Comes with only the charger and some professional apps like Final Cut Studio and Creative Suite CS2. U might be asking why i have these apps kung ginamit lang sa typing, well to be honest, wala lang ako magawa. hehehe.

Selling price is P33,000. Negotiable. Pick up area is in Alabang.

If you are interested, please txt or call me at 0919-5257876. Look for Paul.

Thanks for viewing!







Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Secondlife.com


i think i just found the exact picture of what i will look like in my second life...

but enuf about me...someone introduced me to this really cool new website! its called secondlife.com and its basically making your very own alter ego inside a virtual world! think of it as friendster crossed with the sims. sorta like that stuff... you get to choose how you look and where you want to go. you get to buy land and clothing pa! oh man! and the best thing is, you get your very own unique name! so cool! so if anyone gets to join, add me up! my name is Pablo Thursday!!!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Bentista...

here is how you see Batista in the 20 peso bill... and here's how to win over girls...right dex?

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Fight Scene Overall Champion

ok... so im on a roll here... but i swear this is the last, i found the overall fight scene of the year!!! for me it won three awards... noisiest cast, crappiest taunts and best audio scoring! you coudn't get enough! this is it! waaaaa! yaaaaaaahhh!! haaaaaa!!! aaaaaaa!! taaaaa!!!!!

The Most Believable Fight Scene Ever!

from the worst...to the best! everything was accurate! even the dialogue was top notch! eventhough he couldnt reach the door knob at the beginning, he still kicked ass! "mr. giant?" wahahaha! i hope all action movies was this believable...


Welcome to Craplandia

I have waited for almost two days to come up with a great post for my new blog... And now, i present to you... my very first post for this blog... it was worth the wait...

presenting... the worst fight scene in the history of humankind!!!